Dear Recruiter,

Food corporations have an entirely different method of sorting out applicants. It's the history book style of resume. I can hear the teacher from Peanuts cartoons when I think of corporate recruiters. Where's the fun? Where's the creativity? Where's the personality? People are NOT just words and experiences listed on paper. We're human. We like to interact. Try being friendly.

So I'm tired of stuffy corporations with their rules and rigidity. I have this to add to my cover letter for you:

ENJOY THE CREATIVITY! Embrace the change! Hire the future!